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@TheAlexNevil: Her: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
*she stabs me
Me:..but...you...didn't...tell...me
She: Yes I did. You never listen.

Her: I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you
*she stabs me
Me:..but…you…didn’t…tell…me
She: Yes I did. You never listen.

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