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@refinedrednec: Her: I don't believe in casual sex.
Me: I'll wear a suit.
@roadkill3x: I have a black belt in leather
@Whitnaaay21: Age gets better with wine
@highinamerica: Spell check changed "important" to "impotent" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up.
@omgthatspunny: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it