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@Breadery: Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot.
Me: Centaur.
H: What?
M: Centaur
H: Is that his name?
M: I want a divorce.

Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He’s hot. 
Me: Centaur.
H: What? 
M: Centaur
H: Is that his name?
M: I want a divorce.

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