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@Adam14: Her: I love it when we finish each other's
@WheelTod: I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away
@YoungNobler: Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate
@1Happytwit: I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item.
@Travon: Flight attendant: "will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"
In my head: "No we're all gonna die"
@AimeeHelene1: "Follow me!"
Me: Don't tell me what to do, ERIC!!!
(Me at an exercise class)