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@MartaEffing: Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it?
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it?
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It’s donut glaze.

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