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@iLikeCatShirts: Her: I really want nachos!!
Me: *changes name to nachos*
@JawnQSack: Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
@topaz_kell: The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation.
@causticbob: My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army.
Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles.
@CherBear162: I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga.