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@MondayPajamas: Her: I think my IUD came loose and is floating around in there

Me: C'mere, I drop my guitar pick in the sound hole all the time, no problem

Her: I think my IUD came loose and is floating around in there

Me: C’mere, I drop my guitar pick in the sound hole all the time, no problem

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