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@TheMichaelRock: Her: ID please

Me: for?

Her: alcohol

Me: my beard is almost white

Her: still need it

Me*whispers* I know why you work at a gas station

Her: ID please

Me: for?

Her: alcohol 

Me: my beard is almost white

Her: still need it

Me*whispers* I know why you work at a gas station

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