@UnFitz: Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.
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@discoken: I wrote "Clarence sale" instead of "clearance sale" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband.
@Tmoney68: "Stomach...Lungs...Kidneys....Heart." - Me, at my organ recital. (Not even slightly sorry)
@SummerRay: I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.