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@KalvinMacleod: HER: I’m leaving you
ME: Is it because I’m too literal?
HER: no it's just we're not working out
ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*

HER: I’m leaving you 
ME: Is it because I’m too literal? 
HER: no it’s just we’re not working out 
ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*

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