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@Quartzjixler: Her: Is breakfast almost ready?
Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage.
Her: Can't we please wait till after breakfast for that?

Her: Is breakfast almost ready?
Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage.
Her: Can’t we please wait till after breakfast for that?

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