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@djdarrellripley: Her: Isn't she your girlfriend?

Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet...

Her: Isn’t she your girlfriend?

Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn’t checked her voice mail yet…

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