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@withanewname: Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop*

Mgr: What'd she want?

Me: nothing.

Mgr: Where're all the donuts?

Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop*

Mgr: What’d she want?

Me: nothing.

Mgr: Where’re all the donuts?

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