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@LoneWolfStories: Her: Let's go shopping.
Me: In your dreams.
Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi.
Me: Why are we still here?

Her: Let’s go shopping. 
Me: In your dreams.
Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. 
Me: Why are we still here?

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