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@djdarrellripley: Her: Oh, please... You'll make a pass at anything in a skirt.

Me: Yeah, last night a Scotsman nearly killed me!

Her: Oh, please… You’ll make a pass at anything in a skirt.

Me: Yeah, last night a Scotsman nearly killed me!

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