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@Book_Krazy: Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm!

ME: No no, I bought "a" farm.

HER: but I told everyone you're dead!

ME: That's fine

Her: OMG you’re alive!!! I heard you bought the farm!

ME: No no, I bought “a” farm.

HER: but I told everyone you’re dead!

ME: That’s fine

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