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@djdarrellripley: Her: Remind me if I'm ever on life support, not to have you in charge of pulling the plug.

Me: Yea, like I could get in front of that line.

Her: Remind me if I’m ever on life support, not to have you in charge of pulling the plug.

Me: Yea, like I could get in front of that line.

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