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@ArfMeasures: HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off

ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair

HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip…the more I’ll take off

ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair

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