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@BoogTweets: Her: *slaps grilled cheese from my hand* I'm leaving you!

Me: *slowly removes emergency grilled cheese from my pocket*

Her: *slaps grilled cheese from my hand* I’m leaving you!

Me: *slowly removes emergency grilled cheese from my pocket*

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