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@treywafer: Her: wanna dance?
Me: I'm never gonna dance again
Her: why?
Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm
Her: ?
Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*

Her: wanna dance?
Me: I’m never gonna dance again
Her: why?
Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm
Her: ?
Me: sorry, I’m old…*Fml*

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