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@Shock_Monster: Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?
Me: You just give the bartender your order.
Her: ...
Me: It's really pretty easy.
Her: *leaves*

Her: What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink?
Me: You just give the bartender your order.
Her: …
Me: It’s really pretty easy.
Her: *leaves*

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