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@batkaren: HER: What's your cell plan?
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You?
HER: ...
ME: ...
HER: ... V-Verizon.

HER: What’s your cell plan?
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You?
HER: …
ME: …
HER: … V-Verizon.

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