@DaHess1: Her: What's your fantasy?
Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket.
@Robert_Beau: Shepherd's wife: You always seem so happy dear.
Shepherd: I got ewe babe.
@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.
@DudeImShawn: If she's "one-in-million" there's 1,344 of her in China.
@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.
@Pee_And_Giggles: My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning.