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@squirrel74wkgn: Her: Where do you work?

Me (trying to get laid): I’m a Doctor...

Her: *starts choking on food*

Me: ...on a TV show

Her: Where do you work?

Me (trying to get laid): I’m a Doctor…

Her: *starts choking on food*

Me: …on a TV show

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