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@Cpin42: HER: Whisper in my ear

ME: [softly] We're cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star

HER: Whisper in my ear

ME: [softly] We’re cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star

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