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@thatUPSdude: Her: You didn't come to my Halloween party!
Me: Yes I did
Her: No, what were you?
Me: A ninja
Her: I didn't see you
Me: Like I said "ninja"

Her: You didn’t come to my Halloween party!
Me: Yes I did
Her: No, what were you?
Me: A ninja
Her: I didn’t see you
Me: Like I said “ninja”

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