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@stevevsninjas: HER: You didn't make a reservation?
ME: I got this.
(to Maître D') Perhaps *this* will jog your memory?
M: A handful of Skittles, sir?

HER: You didn’t make a reservation?
ME: I got this.  
(to Maître D’) Perhaps *this* will  jog your memory?
M: A handful of Skittles, sir?

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