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@QwertyJones3: Her: You don't have to cook me dinner, we can just go out.

Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it's fine I don't mind..

Her: You don’t have to cook me dinner, we can just go out.

Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it’s fine I don’t mind..

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