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@djdarrellripley: Her: You have very beautiful hair.

Me: Oh, you flirt!

*Hands me her card*

Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me...

Her: You have very beautiful hair.

Me: Oh, you flirt!

*Hands me her card*

Her: If you’re ever thinking about selling it, call me…

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