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@Celestinelea90: Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead...

Me: (wiping ketchup off my face with my sleeve) No.

Her: You know when you’re craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead…

Me: (wiping ketchup off my face with my sleeve) No.

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