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@poe927: Her: You should drink in moderation
Me: Moderation?You makin words up?
H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you?
M: ...In moderation

Her: You should drink in moderation
Me: Moderation?You makin words up?
H: You’re gonna piss on my lawn again aren’t you?
M: …In moderation

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