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@BlindVigil: Her: "Your funny"
Me: ".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"
@The_Sculptress: The only double penetrating I'll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee.
@FinnMcIver: our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it
@geo_teira: [at a restaurant]
Me: uhm. This plate is broken and the food is all spread out.
Waiter: yes ma'am, that's the continental drift breakfast.
@AnkCoupleTO: I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective
@BurroFuma: I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help