Funny Tweeter

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@ArfMeasures: HER: You've run over my dog
ME: I'm so sorry
HER: You're gonna have to replace him
ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please

HER: You’ve run over my dog
ME: I’m so sorry
HER: You’re gonna have to replace him
ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please

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