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@GrowlyGrego: Here, have my marionette set.
"Cool. How much for it?"
Just take it
"For free? What's the catch?"
No strings attached.
"You son of a bit.."

Here, have my marionette set.
“Cool. How much for it?”
Just take it
“For free? What’s the catch?”
No strings attached.
“You son of a bit..”

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