@LaBelleMae: Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows.
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@Douchekevin: Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room
@evanR39: Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)