@fro_vo: Mom: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too
Me: no
Mom: how about 1 friend
Me: what
Mom: ok no friends & a ride there
@better_off_dad: Her: Do you ever listen to a word I say?!
Me: Sounds like a plan.
@Rollmaninoz: *school reunion*
Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know
Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm
@froghammer: Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me
@Jerrypleasure: (First day as a doctor)
Hey Siri, where's the heart
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