@Zombieionism: Here, let me loosen those morals for you.
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@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
@dumbbeezie: Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a "What's up" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream.
@iwearaonesie: How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.