@robfee: Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel.
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@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best