@English_Muffin: Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it...
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@Axenbane: I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery.
@dragonsorbet: [Confession] "I killed a man" "Wait what" "Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?"
@tigersgoroooar: Who even thought of soup? Were they like, you know what this perfectly good meal needs? Water.