@therepoguy: "Here taste this " followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients.
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@AtticusFinch79: [date] Me: Wanna watch Star Wars? Him: No interest, before my time. Me *pretending to choke him with my mind* Him: What're you doing?
@PinkCamoTO: I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it.
@moiragallaga: The fact that people use the wrong "your," "there," "it's" and "its" yet spell "Bieber" correctly just kills me.
@LionJenkins: Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat.