@therepoguy: "Here taste this " followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients.
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@BlackCatBettie: I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.
@gwatts77: Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke.
@kumailn: "And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader." - flight attendant manual