@_xLNc: "Here, throw this away for me." ~ People who hand out leaflets.
@proheauxe: This is the scariest thing I've ever read
@AKcrazy18: Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat.
@NikiWithIssues: I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?
@SwoonTwang: Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?
@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.