@_xLNc: "Here, throw this away for me." ~ People who hand out leaflets.
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@BuckyIsotope: PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free.
@RitleySammich: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs.
@daemonic3: [watching 13 Reasons Why] WIFE: I can't believe she had 13 reasons for wanting to die ME: I know, crazy! Only 13 WIFE: What? ME: What?