@ceejoyner: Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing.
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@FuckabillyRex: I made too much macaroni in a too small pot and I feel like that’s exactly what I look like in the t-shirts that used to fit me.
@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Luggage is like children. If you leave the airport with two out of three suitcases you did alright.