@nedroid: here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome
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@heatherlou_: My friend says her Dr told her she’s underweight but I stopped listening because I cannot relate at all.
@IvoryGazelle: Tiger: *after killing several zoo animals* forget what you saw here...or you're next Gazelle: ok Monkey: ok Zebra: ok Elephant: oh no