@nedroid: here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome
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@Gooooats: It turns out no one likes "the real me" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism.
@close_c: You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
@jonnysun: i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head
@Chumpstring: I never claimed to have all the answers. I said two. I have two answers. There's a guy in Nebraska who has six. Go bother him.