@sammyrhodes: Here’s the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered.
@TheCiscoKidder: I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing.
@OfficialMizGin: Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it’s for me. Apparently it’s weird that I’ve had 9 birthdays this year.