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@Donna_McCoy: "Here's what I would do..."
- me, giving bad advice
@prontopup: What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
@Marlebean: I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH SWEET TEA AND I'M SO AWAKE AND NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE AWAKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T DONE IN A WHILE, LUNGES!!
@ValeeGrrl: Taught daughter to make toast & she already knows how to do boxed Mac n cheese so now she's all caught up to my level of culinary prowess.
@skylerhanrath: If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one.
@dafloydsta: Dear Stephanie on Facebook,
I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club.
I only want to know what channel it's on.