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@DumbConfessions: Her:"Let's make a baby."

Him: "Okay! Hold on."

*goes to bathroom*

[5 minutes later.]

Her: "Where'd you go?"

Him: "You meant with you??"

Her:”Let’s make a baby.”

Him: “Okay! Hold on.”

*goes to bathroom*

[5 minutes later.]

Her: “Where’d you go?”

Him: “You meant with you??”

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