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@Prof_Peejay: Her:"What do you do?"
Me:"I teach astronomy."
Her:"OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?"
Me:"Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."

Her:”What do you do?”
Me:”I teach astronomy.”
Her:”OMG!! I’m a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?”
Me:”Yes, you’ll go home alone tonight.”

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