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@MoistPork: "He's a jerk. I'm over him anyway.

(5 minutes later)

Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!"

-Women

“He’s a jerk. I’m over him anyway. 

(5 minutes later)

Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!”

-Women

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