@OVLH: "He's more scared of you than you are of him" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me
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@PhilJamesson: A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]
@beefman138: *Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*
@markedly: Finally thought of a retort to my bro's friend who kicked me from his car in 1998 I don't need your Camero anyway Ricky MY LIFE is a joyride
@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?