@OVLH: "He's more scared of you than you are of him" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me
@KarenKilgariff: RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes now but then no later on
@tupactopus: she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay
@truegritrumble: Yoga was invented in 1301 when a Buddhist monk fell down a big hill slowly.
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
@jay_as_hell: choose one to drop:
3. out of college
4. the assault charges
5. that thun thun thun