@VashWdsUnspoken: Hey Amish person reading this: Busted.
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@sarcasticmommy4: I'm not a helicopter mom. I'm more of a "come & get me only if there's blood" kind of mom.
@briangaar: See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose.
@girlontapas: One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge.