@VashWdsUnspoken: Hey Amish person reading this: Busted.
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@jonnysun: DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,
@rolldiggity: Hate when the cop is like, "Sir, have you been petting kittens?" and I say, "I petted a few..." as I open the car door and kittens spill out
@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan